What to the what to the what, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Double handed
In Pittsburgh, a man received the first US double hand transplant. Or as “Star Trek” fans call that: a double sex change operation.
That’s nice
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who lost their job. That’s not a bad idea, it will give the guys a place to hang their hat while standing in the unemployment line.
Give it up
In Pittsburgh, a man received the first US double hand transplant. Although he is doing well, we really should take a moment and give the two donors a big hand.
Good job
Today is historic, it is seventh day in a row that VP Joe Biden has gone without saying something stupid.
So mean
Rachel Alexandra was the first filly in 85 years to win the Preakness. A filly is a female horse three years or under, a mare is a female horse three years or older and a really old female horse is called a Camilla Parker Bowles.
Yeah, that will solve things
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who are unemployed. Because that is what we really need, guys who can’t keep a job reproducing like crazy.
Saw this one coming, so to speak
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who are unemployed. This will bring new meaning to the term hard times.
Green with envy
After 16 years, Maggie, the baby on “The Simpson” spoke her first complete sentence. Former President Bush is so jealous.
Actually her first sentence was “I want a percentage and a producing credit.”
Yeah, besides them
The Preakness winner was Rachel Alexandra. You have to love horse racing, it is the only sport where the participants are allowed to relieve themselves right where they perform, besides the New York Knicks.
Since you asked:
Christian Bale is promoting “Terminator Salvation.” Promoting a movie is the arduous process of being interviewed in luxury hotel suites in Cannes and Manhattan to talk about how difficult it is to wait in a plush trailer for eight hours to film a scene for one hour where you scream at a crew member for moving, make tens of millions of dollars for doing it and then take six months off.
But seriously, I do know some male movie stars and it is tough and hard work. Imagine everyone you meet wants something from you? They want to give you their jewelry; they want to give you their clothing line; they want to give you the best table at a restaurant and then pick up your dinner tab; and then, if that wasn’t bad enough, the hot looking women even want to use you for sex. It has to be brutal.
And if all of that wasn’t awful enough, there are paparazzi who take your picture and sell it to newspapers and magazines and online gossip sites because, you’re so good looking, they want to look at you some more. How do they do it? It’s a mystery.
Double handed
In Pittsburgh, a man received the first US double hand transplant. Or as “Star Trek” fans call that: a double sex change operation.
That’s nice
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who lost their job. That’s not a bad idea, it will give the guys a place to hang their hat while standing in the unemployment line.
Give it up
In Pittsburgh, a man received the first US double hand transplant. Although he is doing well, we really should take a moment and give the two donors a big hand.
Good job
Today is historic, it is seventh day in a row that VP Joe Biden has gone without saying something stupid.
So mean
Rachel Alexandra was the first filly in 85 years to win the Preakness. A filly is a female horse three years or under, a mare is a female horse three years or older and a really old female horse is called a Camilla Parker Bowles.
Yeah, that will solve things
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who are unemployed. Because that is what we really need, guys who can’t keep a job reproducing like crazy.
Saw this one coming, so to speak
Pfizer announced they will give free Viagra to men who are unemployed. This will bring new meaning to the term hard times.
Green with envy
After 16 years, Maggie, the baby on “The Simpson” spoke her first complete sentence. Former President Bush is so jealous.
Actually her first sentence was “I want a percentage and a producing credit.”
Yeah, besides them
The Preakness winner was Rachel Alexandra. You have to love horse racing, it is the only sport where the participants are allowed to relieve themselves right where they perform, besides the New York Knicks.
Since you asked:
Christian Bale is promoting “Terminator Salvation.” Promoting a movie is the arduous process of being interviewed in luxury hotel suites in Cannes and Manhattan to talk about how difficult it is to wait in a plush trailer for eight hours to film a scene for one hour where you scream at a crew member for moving, make tens of millions of dollars for doing it and then take six months off.
But seriously, I do know some male movie stars and it is tough and hard work. Imagine everyone you meet wants something from you? They want to give you their jewelry; they want to give you their clothing line; they want to give you the best table at a restaurant and then pick up your dinner tab; and then, if that wasn’t bad enough, the hot looking women even want to use you for sex. It has to be brutal.
And if all of that wasn’t awful enough, there are paparazzi who take your picture and sell it to newspapers and magazines and online gossip sites because, you’re so good looking, they want to look at you some more. How do they do it? It’s a mystery.
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12:18 PM
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