No to the way to the Jose, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Not good
Trouble at the White House. Joe Biden said his dog was smarter than the first dog Bo, Bo got angry and head-butted Biden and knocked out a hair plug.
Good timing
Los Angeles Dodgers Manny Rameriz is suspended for taking an illegal female hormone; to give you an idea how strong these female hormones are, today they had to put Manny on the 15-day disabled list for PMS.
Shocking
Did you see the “Celebrity Apprentice” finale? It got so ugly between Joan Rivers and Annie Duke, Joan head butted Annie and Joan’s face shattered.
But seriously, Joan Rivers won. She was so excited her eyebrow twitched.
Hate to hear that
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, gets to keep her title. Miss Prejean was so excited she accidentally head-butted Trump and knocked that thing off his head.
Too little too late
The Octomom had a procedure done and now she can’t have anymore kids. That’s about the same as cutting up Bernie Madoff’s ATM card.
Trekkie time
“Star Trek” opened with over $75 million at the box office. That’s a lot of money that could have been used to not go out on a date.
Reviews of Star Trek say you don’t have to be a Trekkie to like the movie. You can actually enjoy it if you are someone who has had sex.
Lots of Trekkies called in sick Monday with a case of the Star Trek flu and went to see the movie opening of “Star Trek.” Star Trek flu is serious, it can keep you from ever having sex.
Amazing
The Space Shuttle lifted off on a risky mission to repair the Hubble Telescope. If the repairs are successful, the Hubble will be so powerful it will be able to look all the way into the future to the end of the NBA playoffs.
Since you asked:
You know all those online networking sites like Twitter, Facebook, MySpace and Plaxo? Now there are signs you may be addicted to your online networking site.
For example, you’re in a hot tub having sex with two supermodels and all you can think about is getting out to Tweet about it.
You just confirmed Osama bin Laden and Bernie Madoff as Facebook friends.
You just got a tattoo that says “Born to Twitter.”
You killed a drifter just so you could have something interesting to post.
You just changed your relationship status to involved with your imaginary girlfriend.
Your Facebook photo is your mugshot from being arrested for stalking someone on MySpace.
Not good
Trouble at the White House. Joe Biden said his dog was smarter than the first dog Bo, Bo got angry and head-butted Biden and knocked out a hair plug.
Good timing
Los Angeles Dodgers Manny Rameriz is suspended for taking an illegal female hormone; to give you an idea how strong these female hormones are, today they had to put Manny on the 15-day disabled list for PMS.
Shocking
Did you see the “Celebrity Apprentice” finale? It got so ugly between Joan Rivers and Annie Duke, Joan head butted Annie and Joan’s face shattered.
But seriously, Joan Rivers won. She was so excited her eyebrow twitched.
Hate to hear that
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, gets to keep her title. Miss Prejean was so excited she accidentally head-butted Trump and knocked that thing off his head.
Too little too late
The Octomom had a procedure done and now she can’t have anymore kids. That’s about the same as cutting up Bernie Madoff’s ATM card.
Trekkie time
“Star Trek” opened with over $75 million at the box office. That’s a lot of money that could have been used to not go out on a date.
Reviews of Star Trek say you don’t have to be a Trekkie to like the movie. You can actually enjoy it if you are someone who has had sex.
Lots of Trekkies called in sick Monday with a case of the Star Trek flu and went to see the movie opening of “Star Trek.” Star Trek flu is serious, it can keep you from ever having sex.
Amazing
The Space Shuttle lifted off on a risky mission to repair the Hubble Telescope. If the repairs are successful, the Hubble will be so powerful it will be able to look all the way into the future to the end of the NBA playoffs.
Since you asked:
You know all those online networking sites like Twitter, Facebook, MySpace and Plaxo? Now there are signs you may be addicted to your online networking site.
For example, you’re in a hot tub having sex with two supermodels and all you can think about is getting out to Tweet about it.
You just confirmed Osama bin Laden and Bernie Madoff as Facebook friends.
You just got a tattoo that says “Born to Twitter.”
You killed a drifter just so you could have something interesting to post.
You just changed your relationship status to involved with your imaginary girlfriend.
Your Facebook photo is your mugshot from being arrested for stalking someone on MySpace.
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