Tell them to go Tweet this up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
Texas Gov. Rick Perry said Texas could secede from the United States; it was a little awkward, when asked of Texas could secede, President Bush said; “Sure Texas could secede, if the economy turns around we could be downright secedeful.”
Bummed
In sad news, the inventor of the anti-depressant Prozac, Dr. Gary D. Tollefson, passed away; services will be held sometime at that place, I don’t know, I’m going back to bed.
Huh?
CBS has a Fantasy Golf League. This isn’t just for people who need to get a life, Fantasy Golf is for people whose only chance of getting a life is to borrow the life of their imaginary girlfriend.
It’s called “Fantasy Golf” because the name “The Biggest Loser” was already taken.
Aww shoot
President Bush is excited about his $7 mil book deal. Actually President Bush was excited about his book deal until he found out the money is for writing a book, not reading one.
Hate when that happens
She’s OK, but Madonna was thrown from her horse on Long Island. The horse spooked when Alex Rodriguez’s cousin injected steroids into it's butt.
Not good
She’s OK, but Madonna was thrown from her horse on Long Island. First her husband, Guy Ritchie, divorces her, Alex Rodriguez dumps her, so does her young Brazilian boyfriend and now her horse tosses her. Madonna is having a harder time staying on a male than Rosie O’Donnell
Help, I’m talking and I can’t shut up
In the Miss USA pageant, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, said she is against gay marriage. Don’t you love it when beauty contestants offer their opinions on complicated issues? It’s like those “YouTube“ clips when a dog is banging its paws on a piano keyboard. They’re making noise, but they have now idea how.
One or the other
There have been 20 home runs in the new Yankee Stadium in just four games. Some say it is the wind, others think the ball is getting caught up from all the sucking the New York Mets are doing.
More sports, uh, humor, yeah, that's it . . .
The .167 Washington Nationals issued a jersey to their player, Adam Dunn, spelled Natinals. Talk about a team that doesn’t have any O.
Since you asked:
More Wrigley V. Kasey. Kasey has distinct eyebrows and a wrinkled brow that gives her a constant look of worried concern.
Wrigley's default expression is more of a Alfred E. Neuman "What? Me Worry?" look.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
Texas Gov. Rick Perry said Texas could secede from the United States; it was a little awkward, when asked of Texas could secede, President Bush said; “Sure Texas could secede, if the economy turns around we could be downright secedeful.”
Bummed
In sad news, the inventor of the anti-depressant Prozac, Dr. Gary D. Tollefson, passed away; services will be held sometime at that place, I don’t know, I’m going back to bed.
Huh?
CBS has a Fantasy Golf League. This isn’t just for people who need to get a life, Fantasy Golf is for people whose only chance of getting a life is to borrow the life of their imaginary girlfriend.
It’s called “Fantasy Golf” because the name “The Biggest Loser” was already taken.
Aww shoot
President Bush is excited about his $7 mil book deal. Actually President Bush was excited about his book deal until he found out the money is for writing a book, not reading one.
Hate when that happens
She’s OK, but Madonna was thrown from her horse on Long Island. The horse spooked when Alex Rodriguez’s cousin injected steroids into it's butt.
Not good
She’s OK, but Madonna was thrown from her horse on Long Island. First her husband, Guy Ritchie, divorces her, Alex Rodriguez dumps her, so does her young Brazilian boyfriend and now her horse tosses her. Madonna is having a harder time staying on a male than Rosie O’Donnell
Help, I’m talking and I can’t shut up
In the Miss USA pageant, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, said she is against gay marriage. Don’t you love it when beauty contestants offer their opinions on complicated issues? It’s like those “YouTube“ clips when a dog is banging its paws on a piano keyboard. They’re making noise, but they have now idea how.
One or the other
There have been 20 home runs in the new Yankee Stadium in just four games. Some say it is the wind, others think the ball is getting caught up from all the sucking the New York Mets are doing.
More sports, uh, humor, yeah, that's it . . .
The .167 Washington Nationals issued a jersey to their player, Adam Dunn, spelled Natinals. Talk about a team that doesn’t have any O.
Since you asked:
More Wrigley V. Kasey. Kasey has distinct eyebrows and a wrinkled brow that gives her a constant look of worried concern.
Wrigley's default expression is more of a Alfred E. Neuman "What? Me Worry?" look.
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