Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Lex and the Kaseinators getting all sparky and going viral, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

No choice
A woman in England is allergic to water and can only take one shower a week for five minutes. The woman doesn’t have options, she has to come to New York and become a cab driver.

But she can be cured. All she has to do is become a French citizen.

A woman in England is allergic to water and can only take one shower a week for five minutes. Upon hearing this, the French said, “And zee point eez, what?”

My mistake
Former New York Knick coach, Isiah Thomas, has been hired as a coach by F.I.U. F.I.U. is Florida International University and not, as I had assumed, Fondling Interns Unabashedly.


Apropos of nada
A study claims that fat people are a big cause of global warming; apropos of nothing, has anyone heard anything from Al Gore lately?


A study claims that fat people are a big cause of global warming. Prior to this we just thought fat people were destroying airplane bathrooms, turns out they’re destroying the planet.

He’s hosed
The Somali pirate is on trial in New York for five counts including piracy, hijacking and kidnapping. Now the pirate is in even more trouble. Apparently Perez Hilton doesn’t like his opinion on gay marriage.

What’s in a name?
We are down to the final five on “American Idol” but have you noticed nobody knows their names? It’s bad when people have an easier time remembering the name Anoop than your name.

Who are you? Who, who, who?
We are down to the final five on “American Idol” but have you noticed nobody knows their names? It’s the pork pie hat guy, the pretty gay goth guy, the cute nice guy, the glasses guy and the red-headed young punk girl.