You know who got scammed in that Bernie Madoff scandal? Former New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer. And you thought it cost him a lot of money to get screwed before?
10 people a week are treated for injuries sustained while playing the video game Wii; that could be embarrassing; “So how’d you hurt your elbow?” “Oh, I hurt it playing with my Wii.” “Jeeze, pal, get a girlfriend.”
The bad news for Roland Burris is that the Senate may not approve his Ill. Senate appointment. The more bad news for Burris? Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich refuses to give him back his deposit.
Did you see all the ex presidents and Barack Obama had lunch at the White House; there was one awkward moment when Bill Clinton leaned over to President Bush and asked him if the CIA could get him the phone number of Charles Barkley’s new girlfriend.
George W. H. Bush, father of President George W. Bush, said his son, Jeb Bush, would make a great President. Sort of like how OJ Simpson’s son, Jason, could make a great son-in-law. But nobody is going to let that happen either.
George W. H. Bush, father of President George W. Bush, said his son, Jeb Bush, would make a great President. If Jeb Bush does become President, the White House would have seen more Bush than, well, when Clinton was there.
NBC has hired the mastermind of the 0-16 Detroit Lions, Matt Millen. They want to put him in charge of NBC's new primetime shows and see if he can go 0-17.
"Marley & Me" still #1 at the box office. My favorite scene is when Marley breaks free of his leash and runs over and humps that thing on Donald Trump's head.
10 people a week are treated for injuries sustained while playing the video game Wii; that could be embarrassing; “So how’d you hurt your elbow?” “Oh, I hurt it playing with my Wii.” “Jeeze, pal, get a girlfriend.”
The bad news for Roland Burris is that the Senate may not approve his Ill. Senate appointment. The more bad news for Burris? Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich refuses to give him back his deposit.
Did you see all the ex presidents and Barack Obama had lunch at the White House; there was one awkward moment when Bill Clinton leaned over to President Bush and asked him if the CIA could get him the phone number of Charles Barkley’s new girlfriend.
George W. H. Bush, father of President George W. Bush, said his son, Jeb Bush, would make a great President. Sort of like how OJ Simpson’s son, Jason, could make a great son-in-law. But nobody is going to let that happen either.
George W. H. Bush, father of President George W. Bush, said his son, Jeb Bush, would make a great President. If Jeb Bush does become President, the White House would have seen more Bush than, well, when Clinton was there.
NBC has hired the mastermind of the 0-16 Detroit Lions, Matt Millen. They want to put him in charge of NBC's new primetime shows and see if he can go 0-17.
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