We gonna get ahead of the problem and Bush Doctrine that bad boy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Fierce
Gay “Star Trek” star George Takai married his long-term partner . Tonight on his honeymoon, Takai is setting his phaser from stun to fierce.

In control
In Nebraska, police are searching for a man who smears Vaseline on his butt and then presses it against store windows. Upon hearing this, Idaho Senator Larry Craig said; “I’ll handle this.”

Not since then
In Nebraska, police are searching for a man who smears Vaseline on his butt and then presses it against store windows. Authorities believe this is the worst case of a person making an ass of themselves since Paula Abdul on “American Idol.”

That would do it
The first witness in the OJ Simpson trial became ill and had to leave. Apparently he became nauseas at the thought of OJ stabbing him to death.

That’s generally how it works
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles in Monday Night Football game, 41-37. When asked how the Cowboys won, quarterback Tony Romo’s girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, said; “Oh my god, like, at the end of the game, we totally had more numbers on our score than they did.”

That explains it
The Secret Service revealed that Sarah Palin’s secret code name is Danali. That is an old Greek word that means MILF.

Only two besides that Peterson guy
There was a problem in the OJ Simpson trial in Las Vegas. They were searching for a jury of O.J.’s peers and the only two who qualified were Phil Specter and Robert Blake.

Lesser charge
In Nebraska, police are searching for a man who smears Vaseline on his butt and then presses it against store windows. He is wanted for vandalism and the lesser charge of impersonating a glazed pressed ham.

Expert
Actor Matt Damon said Sarah Palin would be a disastrous vice president. Damon assessed her lack of potential from his uncanny background of being able to read what somebody else wrote while wearing makeup and standing in front of a camera.