We’ve reached critical sass up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Odd, huh?
An American Airlines flight from Boston to L.A. had to be diverted when a man stripped naked and ran amok. In an amazing ironic coincidence, the German airlines All-Nude flight had to be diverted when a man threw on his clothes and ran amok.

Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
President Bush met with the 2008 US Beijing Olympic team at the White House. There was an awkward moment when Bush was introduced to a rowing crew and, when he met the coxswain, Bush said; “That’s fine, I don’t ask, you don’t tell.”

Yuck
Brett Favre retired from the Green Bay Packers, then said he might come back, now he wants to come back, but said the Packers don’t want him back, but the Packers deny that. In short, this Favre retirement mess is uglier and more embarrassing then a Spears family reunion at last call.

Brett Favre retired from the Green Bay Packers, then said he might come back, now he wants to come back, but said the Packers don’t want him back, but the Packers deny that. I like Brett, but I am starting to wonder if it isn’t time for Favre to leavre.

How hot was it?
It was so hot in New York, Alex Rodriguez had more hot flashes than his girlfriend Madonna.

This just in:
US Health officials are warning that Jalapeno peppers have salmonella; the symptoms of salmonella include stomach pain, sweating and diarrhea, essentially the same symptoms you get when you eat Jalapenos. This just in: scientists have discovered that Jalapenos are the same thing as salmonella.

Finally they will understand
The Walt Disney Corporation announced it is going to build a Disneyland in China. Finally the children of China will get to see why they’ve been making a doll they call Winnie the Feces.

What’s in a name?
The women from the Island of Lesbos are trying to get the word lesbian banned to describe gay women, but a Greek court turned the ban down; This is bad news for the people from the Greek Island of Clay Aiken