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Brett Favre retired from the Green Bay Packers, then said he might come back, now he wants to come back, but said the Packers don’t want him back, but the Packers deny that. I like Brett, but I am starting to wonder if it isn’t time for Favre to leavre.

It was so hot in New York, Alex Rodriguez had more hot flashes than his girlfriend Madonna.

It was so hot in Washington, Jesse Jackson went to the Barack Obama campaign headquarters just for the cold stares.

Star Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, is trying to set the record straight because the media keeps saying he's gay. Reynolds said he is not a homosexual, his sexual category is officially an Anyone-but-Star-Jones-O’sexual.

Star Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, is trying to set the record straight because the media keeps saying he's gay. This marks the first time the words Al Reynolds and straight have ever appeared together.

Larry King is writing his autobiography titled “What Am I Doing Here?” This will be followed up by “Why Did I Come In Here?” “What Was I Talking About?” and “Who Is This Old Tortoise In the Mirror?”