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Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about Barack Obama. Between Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Jeremiah Wright, if Barack received any more abuse at the hands of clergymen he’d be an alter boy.


Since his affair with Madonna, New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has been in a slump. And don’t look for any help from Jason Giambi, after A-Rod slept with Madonna there is no way Giambi will lend A-Rod the slump-busting gold thong.

A financial advisor to John McCain called us a nation of whiners. Ohhh, that is soooo mean, we are not a nation of whiners, take that back or we are going to hold our breath until we turn blue.


A financial advisor to John McCain called us a nation of whiners. Do you think we’re a nation of whiners? Bellyachers, snivelers and crybabies, maybe, but not whiners.

The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial was settled out of court. Earlier it was revealed that Cook spent $3,000 a month on pornography, or as he prefers to call it: prostate cancer prevention.


Rev. Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about wanting to cut off Barack Obama’s testicles. What kind of reverend says that? The reverend of the Church of Lorena Bobbitt?


Rev. Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about wanting to cut off Barack Obama’s testicles. Upon hearing this, a jealous Rev. Al Sharpton replied; “Oh yeah? Well I want to cut off Barack’s Cheney.”