Wednesday, February 06, 2008

We all like that, it how we do what we do in this here blogizizzyohlizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Is it just me?
New York Giant QB Eli Manning had a great game during the Super Bowl, but is it just me or does Eli Manning look like the guy at the grocery store who was just promoted from bagger to cashier?


Is it just me or does Eli Manning look like he could working the floor at Circuit City?


Is it just me or does Eli Manning look like the shift manager at Blockbuster Video?


I don’t want to say Eli Manning looks really young but his car has a sign on top saying “Student Driver.”

Eww, 2
A German airline is offering naked flights. All nude flights. It’s called Jet Blue Steel.

Booooring
This is a tough time in sports, the Super Bowl is over, the NCAA hoops tournament and the Masters golf tournament is weeks away, it’s too early in the NBA season. This is the sporting equivalent of a romantic getaway for Star Jones and Al Reynolds.

El Catchy nombre
The USA plays Mexico tonight in Soccer. In a related story, Hillary Clinton won the California primary largely due to a big turnout in the Hispanic community; Hillary is very big in the Hispanic community which refers to her as El Suit De La Pantaloons.

What a guy
Roger Clemens told a congressional committee that he did not use steroids. Some cynics said Clemens denied using steroids so much that he lied enough to become an honorary congressman.

Nice
Shaquille O’Neal has been traded to the Phoenix Suns. Now when Shaq gets to the free throw line he will still be cold but it will be a dry cold.

No problem
A San Ysidro soccer coach will not be charged for being in a fight after a high school soccer game; soccer fights aren’t too bad because nobody can use their hands.

Since you asked:
Not sure how many fellow “Late Show with David Letterman” aficionados we have up this here blogizzyohlizzy, but Lyle the Intern is now officially the coolest guy in the world.

www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/


Lyle is the rule of cool, my fool. As my Cuz Jack - himself a jewel of cool - would say, they ain’t enuf O’s in the word smoooooooth. Smoooooood, wit a D.