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At an exclusive steakhouse in Las Vegas, you can buy a cocktail for $1,000. It comes with brandy, champagne, hand-squeezed fruit juices and a list of newly homeless San Diego fire victims who could have used that money to help rebuild their homes.
How does that work?
It is being reported that Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casinos are losing money. Here is my question: how is it possible for a casino to lose money? You would have to hire blackjack dealers who couldn’t count to 21. “Let’s see, a five, a nine, an ace, oh forget it, just take it.”
We only love to fly and it shows
This week Virgin Airlines began flying from Los Angeles to Washington DC. This also marks the first time the words Los Angeles, Washington DC and Virgin have ever been used together.
This week Virgin Airlines began flying from Los Angeles to Washington DC. Do you really want to fly on an airline named for not having ever done it before? Book me a flight on Fun-loving-Slut-With-Low-Self-Esteem Airlines.
Rocky is right
The Colorado Rockies have lost the first two games to the Boston Red Sox in the World Series; now I don’t want to say the Rockies are in trouble, but in Las Vegas you can get better odds on Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon’s marriage.
At an exclusive steakhouse in Las Vegas, you can buy a cocktail for $1,000. It comes with brandy, champagne, hand-squeezed fruit juices and a list of newly homeless San Diego fire victims who could have used that money to help rebuild their homes.
How does that work?
It is being reported that Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casinos are losing money. Here is my question: how is it possible for a casino to lose money? You would have to hire blackjack dealers who couldn’t count to 21. “Let’s see, a five, a nine, an ace, oh forget it, just take it.”
We only love to fly and it shows
This week Virgin Airlines began flying from Los Angeles to Washington DC. This also marks the first time the words Los Angeles, Washington DC and Virgin have ever been used together.
This week Virgin Airlines began flying from Los Angeles to Washington DC. Do you really want to fly on an airline named for not having ever done it before? Book me a flight on Fun-loving-Slut-With-Low-Self-Esteem Airlines.
Rocky is right
The Colorado Rockies have lost the first two games to the Boston Red Sox in the World Series; now I don’t want to say the Rockies are in trouble, but in Las Vegas you can get better odds on Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon’s marriage.
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