Friday, June 01, 2007

Mack down on the crack down for a righteous smack down, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Where there is smoke there are diamonds
New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was photographed in Toronto checking into a hotel with a blonde who isn’t his wife; A-Rod then placed a call to Kobe Bryant for the phone number of Kobe’s jeweler.

Discipline
The online celebrity site, TMZ, reports that Paris Hilton has been going out with a different guy every night prior to checking into jail. One guy a night? So clearly Paris is trying to cut down on guys before her sentence.

A-Rod redux
New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was photographed in Toronto checking into a hotel with a blonde who isn’t his wife; this just goes to show that, even though the Yankees are in last place, they still think they can come from behind.

That could work
NBC “Law and Order” actor Fred Thompson is running for President. Now with Hillary Clinton and Thompson in the campaign, NBC will have a new spin off: “Law and Order: Special Pants Suit Unit”

New take on theology
Paris Hilton’s Mom, Kathy, says Paris has been praying and seeking god before she goes to jail. So apparently Paris thinks god hangs out in the back seat of strange dude’s cars.

Paris Hilton’s Mom, Kathy, says Paris has been praying and seeking god before she goes to jail. Apparently Paris figured that she calls out “Oh, god” so much she should learn who he is.


Look for the video “Cheetahs gone wild”
A study reveals that female Cheetahs are promiscuous, mating and having cubs with many males. Who is surprised by that? They wear those slutty faux leopard coats.


Since you asked:
What is Lex doing a noche? Workout. Got the Cubs/ Atlanta recorded and I am brine marinating my baby backs as we sprechen. A couple of beers, some pistachios, ribs and a Cubs game and it just might take my mind off the fact that I didn’t get the winning bid on the pink cocktail dress Audrey Hepbern wore in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” sold at auction for almost $200,000.

So what if it is a size nothing? A girl can dream. Incidentally, there is a new term for something that is really, really gay: The pink cocktail dress Audrey Hepburn wore in "Breakfast at Tiffanys."

The pink cocktail dress Audrey Hepburn wore in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"? I'll take Richard Simmons favorite sentence in the world for $500, Alex.

My baby backs? Brine marinate for a few hours. Heavy rub of garlic powder, cumin, Old Bay, pepper, paprika. Place on a pan with a little Budweiser beer on the bottom, cover with tin foil and bake low at 200 for three to four hours. Finish them off on the mesquite grill with my homemade peach marmalade, onion, Worcestershire BBQ sauce, grill corn on the cob and heat up beans.

Grilling music? Some Stones, of course, John Hiatt, a little Jimmy Buffet, a dash of Jack Johnson and a little Van Morrison.

Go Cubs. Go Holly Golightly.