Friday, April 27, 2007

Rosie, we hardly can’t wait to get rid of thee

Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View” so ABC is looking for a replacement for Rosie who is less caustic, less angry and more physically attractive than Rosie. ABC’s narrowed the list down to director Michael Moore and everybody else on the planet.

Or ABC could get crafty and go the other way and pick somebody who is more evil, twisted, bitter and repugnant than Rosie. That would narrow the list fast down to Osama bin Laden, Oakland Raider owner Al Davis and Satan.

Insiders say the last straw for Barbara Walters was when Rosie used foul language at a luncheon for teenage girls. (And they say style and grace are things of the past) And yet others say it was that Barbara was tired of picking up all of Rosie’s discarded ham bones.

Maybe it’s just me, but I am starting to think Rosie has some compatibility issues.

Is there such a thing as a big shot TV personality who isn’t a damn liar? During the first Trump feud, Barbara Walters said over and over how she loved Rosie O’Donnell and hoped Rosie stays with the show; now Rosie says she is leaving because of contract disputes.

So of course it comes out in the “New York Post” that Rosie and Barbara hate each other, Rosie tried to kick Barbara off her own show, so Barbara had ABC dump Rosie like a pot roast gone bad.

Stay tuned. I’ll admit that Rosie makes me sick both physically and emotionally, not for her politics and heft but for her pious hypocrisy and political correct abuse of freedom of speech for her opinion but not for those who dissent. As much as I hate to say it, Trump was right, Rosie is a big fat bully. You ever hear the expression you get the face you deserve? That gives you an idea how nasty Rosie really is.

And I truly believe this “people who lie get cancer and die” woman’s soul is rancid and evil but I gotta kinda sorta admit she is fun to watch destroy herself. Look for some real fireworks by June.

Rosie and the words class and dignity have never been used together. Seriously, Rosie has to be pretty bad to make Star Jones look like a class act by comparison.