Sunday, December 24, 2006

It is hard out here

Merizzy Chrisizzy up in this up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Awkward
The Queen is going to Knight U2’s Bono; it was awkward, upon hearing Bono would be knighted, President Bush said, “Oh, that’s nice, are they going to knight Cher too?”

Go Figure
The NFL Playoff picture is a mess. Here is what we know for sure. The San Diego Chargers are in, The Chicago Bears are in and the Oakland Raiders are in but only if every other team eats at Taco Bell.

Oh, snap
Legal experts in Iraq had predicted that, if everything had gone well at Saddam Hussein’s trial, he would be hung by now; this also marks the first time that the words Saddam Hussein and well hung have ever appeared together.