We easy like Sunday morning, we easier than Paris Hilton on X, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Boycott N. K.
President Bush has called for a boycott of all North Korean products. So whatever you do, do not buy a package of Poodle Jerky.
He’s come a long way
President Bush would reject talks with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Give President Bush some credit, the first time he heard the name Kim Jong Il, Bush said; “What’s wrong with her?”
Not good
Mike Tyson has announced he will fight women. I knew there would be trouble when Tyson was hanging around with Bobby Brown.
That explains it
Trying to cash in on the celebrity starving orphan adopting, Paris Hilton is thinking of adopting a starving child. That’s why she had dinner with Nicole Richey. Paris is going to adopt her.
Good news bad news
Baseball announcer Steve Lyons was fired by Fox Sports for his racially insensitive comments about Lou Pinella during a playoff game. The good news? Lyons has been asked to announce Mel Gibson’s softball games.
No wonder Starbucks is crowded
We are now officially a nation of over 300 million people. That has to make the people who can’t get a date really feel like losers.
We are now officially a nation of over 300 million people. 300 million people and we can’t find 535 honest congressmen?
Scary thought
Mike Tyson has announced he will fight women. That’s a scary thought. If Tyson fights women and he starts losing, what’s he going to bite off?
That wouldn’t help
North Korea is threatening to test a second nuclear bomb. It is tough to figure out what to do. We could dog North Korea to stop testing, but then they would just eat the dog.
President Bush has called for a boycott of all North Korean products. So, whatever you do, do not go out a buy a six pack of famine and a case of poverty.
Although he claims to hate the U.S., North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il loves American culture. In fact Jong Il busts up every cabinet meeting with his Mini Me impression.
He busts up every cabinet meeting when he sticks his pinky in his mouth and says; “A miiiiiillion doooollars.”
The K-Fed diet
According to “US Weekly”, Britney Spears has lost 22 pounds in one month. Yeah, she could lose 160 useless pounds in one day when she dumps Kevin Federline.
Again, he’s coming along
President Bush would reject talks with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Give President Bush some credit, he has come a long way with North Korea. He no longer giggles uncontrollably when he hears the name of their capital city Pyongyang.
The annual World Series bet
The mayors of St. Louis and Detroit have their traditional World Series bet. If Detroit wins, then St. Louis will give Detroit a case of Budweiser, toasted Ravioli and ribs. If St. Louis wins, then Detroit will promise they won’t rob St. Louis.
So mean
You have to love the two World Series cities motto’s. Detroit, What Happens in Detroit Depends on if the witness will testify.” St. Louis’ motto is “What Happens in St. Louis stays in St. Louis, but nothing ever happens in St. Louis.”
I’m not saying Detroit is a rough town but their City bird is a stool pigeon. I’m not saying St. Louis isn’t a fun town, but their nickname is the Gateway to the West, in other words it’s most famous for people wanting to get the hell out of there.
A clear distinction
The people in St. Louis are known for being very friendly. The people in Detroit are known for burying people who are really friendly.
People not from the Midwest might not appreciate the distinctions between Detroit and St. Louis. In St. Louis a lot of people pronounce their state as: Muh-zurrr-ahhh. In Detroit, a lot of people pronounce their state as; Incarcerated.
Boycott N. K.
President Bush has called for a boycott of all North Korean products. So whatever you do, do not buy a package of Poodle Jerky.
He’s come a long way
President Bush would reject talks with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Give President Bush some credit, the first time he heard the name Kim Jong Il, Bush said; “What’s wrong with her?”
Not good
Mike Tyson has announced he will fight women. I knew there would be trouble when Tyson was hanging around with Bobby Brown.
That explains it
Trying to cash in on the celebrity starving orphan adopting, Paris Hilton is thinking of adopting a starving child. That’s why she had dinner with Nicole Richey. Paris is going to adopt her.
Good news bad news
Baseball announcer Steve Lyons was fired by Fox Sports for his racially insensitive comments about Lou Pinella during a playoff game. The good news? Lyons has been asked to announce Mel Gibson’s softball games.
No wonder Starbucks is crowded
We are now officially a nation of over 300 million people. That has to make the people who can’t get a date really feel like losers.
We are now officially a nation of over 300 million people. 300 million people and we can’t find 535 honest congressmen?
Scary thought
Mike Tyson has announced he will fight women. That’s a scary thought. If Tyson fights women and he starts losing, what’s he going to bite off?
That wouldn’t help
North Korea is threatening to test a second nuclear bomb. It is tough to figure out what to do. We could dog North Korea to stop testing, but then they would just eat the dog.
President Bush has called for a boycott of all North Korean products. So, whatever you do, do not go out a buy a six pack of famine and a case of poverty.
Although he claims to hate the U.S., North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il loves American culture. In fact Jong Il busts up every cabinet meeting with his Mini Me impression.
He busts up every cabinet meeting when he sticks his pinky in his mouth and says; “A miiiiiillion doooollars.”
The K-Fed diet
According to “US Weekly”, Britney Spears has lost 22 pounds in one month. Yeah, she could lose 160 useless pounds in one day when she dumps Kevin Federline.
Again, he’s coming along
President Bush would reject talks with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Give President Bush some credit, he has come a long way with North Korea. He no longer giggles uncontrollably when he hears the name of their capital city Pyongyang.
The annual World Series bet
The mayors of St. Louis and Detroit have their traditional World Series bet. If Detroit wins, then St. Louis will give Detroit a case of Budweiser, toasted Ravioli and ribs. If St. Louis wins, then Detroit will promise they won’t rob St. Louis.
So mean
You have to love the two World Series cities motto’s. Detroit, What Happens in Detroit Depends on if the witness will testify.” St. Louis’ motto is “What Happens in St. Louis stays in St. Louis, but nothing ever happens in St. Louis.”
I’m not saying Detroit is a rough town but their City bird is a stool pigeon. I’m not saying St. Louis isn’t a fun town, but their nickname is the Gateway to the West, in other words it’s most famous for people wanting to get the hell out of there.
A clear distinction
The people in St. Louis are known for being very friendly. The people in Detroit are known for burying people who are really friendly.
People not from the Midwest might not appreciate the distinctions between Detroit and St. Louis. In St. Louis a lot of people pronounce their state as: Muh-zurrr-ahhh. In Detroit, a lot of people pronounce their state as; Incarcerated.
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