It is hard out here

What up wit da what up, is we gonna put up and shut up, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Invading Paris
For the second time, Paris Hilton was bitten by her pet Kinkajou. If you ask me that thing is just a filthy disease carrying troublemaker. And the Kinkajou is pretty nasty too.

Paris Hilton is auctioning her bed for charity. So far the leading bidder is the Center for Disease Control.

That sounds about right
A poll reveals most Americans can identify more of the seven dwarfs than the Supreme Court justices. Upon hearing this, President Bush said; “Everyone knows the Supreme Court justices are Clarence Thomas, Anthony Scalia, John Roberts, David Souter, Doc, Sneezy and Bashful.  


The very next day
On this date in 1939 “The Wizard of Oz” opened. And the very next day was the first Dorothy-look-alike drag queen contest.


Material Older gal
Happy Birthday to Madonna. In her show the 48-year-old Madonna doesn’t act her age. Of course, if you’ve seen her movies you know that Madonna doesn’t act period.

Happy Birthday to Madonna who looks amazing at 48. To celebrate, Madonna made a wish and then blew out her movie career.

Since you asked;
Maybe the trouble started when her parents named after Paris. It should be a surprise that somebody named Paris would be a lazy, untalented skank? They should have named her London. Sure, she would have bad teeth and not be able to cook, but she would have been very proper.