Tuesday, April 04, 2006

It is hard out here

My Bruins got themselves a righteous beat-down, props to the Gators, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It’s about time
Major League Baseball announced they are going to launch in investigation into steroid use by players; so, after Saturday, Major League Baseball got to set their clocks forward to 1996.

Today at the Chicago Cubs Cincinnati Red Sox game, President Bush is set to threw out the first denial.

Sounds familiar
Pamela Anderson has taken her campaign to end seal hunts to her native British Columbia; Pamela has been fighting to protect cute, harmless little things from being abused by a huge club; she got the idea from watching her sex video with Tommy Lee.

Not a good sign
I am betting on UCLA over Florida. I have to make up for my big loss on Sunday night. Not one person got whacked on “The Sopranos” but I bet the over with three.

Tonight is the battle for the Coast that can boast in the NCAA Men’s college basketball tournament, as UCLA goes against Florida. This is Larry the Cable guy versus Pamela Anderson. Get ‘er done versus, I had them done.

Look at their mascots, ‘Gator versus Bruins. Who calls a bear a Bruin? That’s like calling a dog a canine American.

That would explain it
The FDA is investigating claims that Viagra can cause blindness. If true this could finally explain Donald Trump’s hairstyle.

Timely
Major League Baseball announced they are going to launch in investigation into steroid use by players; if that cutting edge idea goes well, then they are going to investigate if smoking weed really causes the munchies.