Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Oh we got the for shizzle badizzle on the kabizzle with the flumizzle for rezi. . . oh who am I kidding Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Astros Have A Bad Case of the Bird Flew
The St. Louis Cardinals rallied to come back and beat the Houston Astros. With only one strike left in the Ninth behind two runs, the Houston Astros had as much chance of coming back as Ted Williams.

The St. Louis Cardinals rallied to come back and beat the Houston Astros by a dramatic home run by Albert Pujols. This feat will go a long way to help make up for going through life with a last name of Pujols.

That would explain it
An article that will be published in the Journal of Clinical Investigation claims that smoking marijuana can actually stimulate brain growth. This explains why Miami Dolphins Ricky Williams’ helmet is now a size 12.

Vikings will be Vikings
17 of the Minnesota Vikings are in trouble over a wild drunken hooker-laden sex boat cruise on Lake Minnetonka. Incidentally, Minnetonka is a Native American word that means “Don’t bother knockin if this boat’s rockin’.”

17 of the Minnesota Vikings are in trouble over a wild drunken hooker-laden sex boat cruise on Lake Minnetonka. The Vikings are facing charges of lewd conduct, public drunkenness and impersonating Bill Clinton.

Pretty cool
Have you seen this Earth Google.com? It is amazing. You can type in an address and it will zoom in from a satellite photo above that very spot. It’s amazing. On Wilshire Blvd in Beverley Hills, you can actually see the skid marks left by Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen this Earth Google.com? It is amazing. You can type in an address and it will zoom in from a satellite photo above that location. In fact, if you type in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., you can zoom in on the White House and you can actually see the smoke coming from President Bush’s ears.

Have you seen this Earth Google.com? It is amazing. You can type in an address and it will zoom in from a satellite photo above that location. In fact, if you type in Paris Hilton’s address, you can see the line of guys waiting outside her front door.

Have you seen this Earth Google.com? It is amazing. You can type in an address and it will zoom in from a satellite photo above that location, If fact, if you type in the Clinton’s Chappaqua, New York house, you can actually see the frosty air coming from Hillary’s bedroom.