Lighten up, Francis:

You do the math
Martha Stewart got her ankle monitoring bracelet off and then Rap mogul Sug Knight gets shot in the leg. Coincidence? I think not.

A few differances
The first detailed genetic comparison between humans and chimpanzees shows that 96% of the DNA is identical in the two species. There are differences. Whereas chimps have the desire to throw feces, humans have the desire to create reality television.

Makes sense
Remember “He Hate Me” of the XFL? Rod Smart of the Carolina Panthers announced he is dropping that nickname. He is updating it with the more accurate “He Hate Terrill Owens.”