It looks like it all in for this here playa, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
What we need right when we need it
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. For now the FBI stands for Finding Boobies on Internet.
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Is this really our biggest problem right now? Personally, I think we should be sending porn to the insurgents in Iraq, maybe they wouldn’t so pissed off all the time.
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Apparently the FBI agents are eager to help fight porn and are looking forward to working extremely hard.
At least there won’t be any casualties in the war against pornography, well, if you don’t count elbow tendonitis.
That explains it
According to “Women’s Health” magazine, 10:34 on a Saturday night is when the most women will have an orgasm. Unfortunately for men, this explains that mysterious electrical power outage at 10:34 on Saturday nights.
Back to the porn patrol
President Bush has asked the FBI to form an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. All of the prisoner of the war against pornography will be sent to Camp Triple X Ray.
Rhymes with clown
The former FEMA head, Mike Brown blamed the slow relief response on the mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana. Apparently FEMA stands for Fry Everybody’s My Aim.
Forgot one thing
Surgeons in Cleveland performed the world’s first face transplant. They didn’t think this through, however. After they performed the face transplant, they gave the patient the bill and he said; “What are you talking about? That’s not me. I’m not paying that guy’s bill.”
Scorn on Porn
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. The good news? At least in his war against pornography, Bush an exit strategy.
Today, Pee Wee Herman officially declared himself an insurgent against the war on pornography.
Punked
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. Not to brag, but I gave Demi and Ashton a thoughtful wedding present: A Game Boy that turns on with a clapper.
There is a slight age gap. When Demi was taking her clothes off for “Striptease” Ashton was just putting on big boy underpants.
What a weasel
Rafael Palmeiro said that a vitamin B-12 shot teammate Miguel Tejada offered him might be the reason he tested positive for steroids. Let’s review, Palmeiro scolded Congress saying he never took steroids then tested positive for steroids and now he is blaming it on a teammate. At this point even OJ Simpson is saying; “Take some responsibility, Rafael. Stand up and be a man.”
“No officer, I am not driving drunk, but I think a teammate may have injected a Vodka martini into my butt.”
That explains it
The former FEMA head, Mike Brown blamed the slow relief response on the mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana and, oddly, Brown also blamed a teammate who gave him a vitamin B12 injection in the butt.
We don’t care
75-year-old George Steinbrenner told ESPN he has the body of a 55-year-old. Unfortunately, it’s the stuffed body of a former 55-year old executive who delivered Steinbrenner some bad news.
75-year-old George Steinbrenner told ESPN he has the body of a 55-year-old. Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Steinbrenner any more, the man makes me imagine what his body looks like.
Poor taste joke of the day
In sad news, “Get Smart” Don Adams passed away. Doctors tried to save him but, unfortunately, they missed it by that much.
Not a good look
When President Bush declared victory in Iraq, he dressed as a fighter pilot and spoke on the deck of an aircraft carrier. What happens when Bush declares victory on the war against porn? Is he going to dress as a pizza delivery boy and speak on the pool deck at a house in Encino, CA?
What we need right when we need it
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. For now the FBI stands for Finding Boobies on Internet.
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Is this really our biggest problem right now? Personally, I think we should be sending porn to the insurgents in Iraq, maybe they wouldn’t so pissed off all the time.
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Apparently the FBI agents are eager to help fight porn and are looking forward to working extremely hard.
At least there won’t be any casualties in the war against pornography, well, if you don’t count elbow tendonitis.
That explains it
According to “Women’s Health” magazine, 10:34 on a Saturday night is when the most women will have an orgasm. Unfortunately for men, this explains that mysterious electrical power outage at 10:34 on Saturday nights.
Back to the porn patrol
President Bush has asked the FBI to form an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. All of the prisoner of the war against pornography will be sent to Camp Triple X Ray.
Rhymes with clown
The former FEMA head, Mike Brown blamed the slow relief response on the mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana. Apparently FEMA stands for Fry Everybody’s My Aim.
Forgot one thing
Surgeons in Cleveland performed the world’s first face transplant. They didn’t think this through, however. After they performed the face transplant, they gave the patient the bill and he said; “What are you talking about? That’s not me. I’m not paying that guy’s bill.”
Scorn on Porn
President Bush has asked the FBI to recruit an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. The good news? At least in his war against pornography, Bush an exit strategy.
Today, Pee Wee Herman officially declared himself an insurgent against the war on pornography.
Punked
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. Not to brag, but I gave Demi and Ashton a thoughtful wedding present: A Game Boy that turns on with a clapper.
There is a slight age gap. When Demi was taking her clothes off for “Striptease” Ashton was just putting on big boy underpants.
What a weasel
Rafael Palmeiro said that a vitamin B-12 shot teammate Miguel Tejada offered him might be the reason he tested positive for steroids. Let’s review, Palmeiro scolded Congress saying he never took steroids then tested positive for steroids and now he is blaming it on a teammate. At this point even OJ Simpson is saying; “Take some responsibility, Rafael. Stand up and be a man.”
“No officer, I am not driving drunk, but I think a teammate may have injected a Vodka martini into my butt.”
That explains it
The former FEMA head, Mike Brown blamed the slow relief response on the mayor of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana and, oddly, Brown also blamed a teammate who gave him a vitamin B12 injection in the butt.
We don’t care
75-year-old George Steinbrenner told ESPN he has the body of a 55-year-old. Unfortunately, it’s the stuffed body of a former 55-year old executive who delivered Steinbrenner some bad news.
75-year-old George Steinbrenner told ESPN he has the body of a 55-year-old. Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Steinbrenner any more, the man makes me imagine what his body looks like.
Poor taste joke of the day
In sad news, “Get Smart” Don Adams passed away. Doctors tried to save him but, unfortunately, they missed it by that much.
Not a good look
When President Bush declared victory in Iraq, he dressed as a fighter pilot and spoke on the deck of an aircraft carrier. What happens when Bush declares victory on the war against porn? Is he going to dress as a pizza delivery boy and speak on the pool deck at a house in Encino, CA?
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