Tuesday, May 24, 2005

We just gonna have to get all up in someone’s grill, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Not a fan
It was sort of embarrassing. When they asked President Bush what he thought about the filibuster accord, Bush said; “I don’t follow all of those Star Wars characters.”

“Star Wars III” opened with $108 million this weekend at the box office. An amazing number when you consider that not one dime of that was spent on a date.

“Star Wars III” opened with $108 million this weekend at the box office. That is officially the most money ever spent without resulting in one single person getting laid.

It was sort of embarrassing. When they asked President Bush what he thought about the filibuster accord, Bush said; “Is that one of those hybrid cars?”

Ahh, I see that now
George Lucas admitted he based the villain Darth Vader on Richard Nixon. In addition, he based Jar Jar Binks on Prince Charles, Jabba the Hut on Michael Moore and Chewbacca on Robin Williams.

Full day
Jay Leno had a busy day, he had to testify at the Michael Jackson trial and then, right afterwards, he had to take a five hour Meryl Streep “Silkwood” decontamination shower and then go weep and rock myself from horror in a corner for an hour.

Uh, Sir, actually revoked means . . . oh forget it
Today the F.A.A. revoked the license of the pilot that flew over the White House air space.
It was awkward when they informed President Bush the pilot’s license was revoked, he said; “Revoked? They shouldn’t voke it again, they should take that thing away.”

Yoooou bet
Thurl Ravenscroft, the man who was the voice of Tony the Tiger, passed away at 91. How did he feel about all those fat royalty checks he got for saying only two words? They’re Grrrrreat.

The vote is in
A Senate a panel of fourteen Senators agreed on an accord on filibusters. Not all of the Senators agreed, two of them voted for Bo and Carrie.

That’s a lot of hype
The big “American Idol” finale starts tonight. This will officially make “American Idol” the most hyped event there is that doesn’t include either Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes.

Hope they can patch it up
The head of al-Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, is said to be wounded; yes, apparently he is very hurt over something Nicole Richey did.

Now that’s scary
Did you see the picture of Phil Spector arriving in court? It is really saying something when Michael Jackson isn’t even the weirdest looking music industry figure on trial in California.

Did you see the picture of Phil Spector arriving in court? Hey, Phil, Beetlejuice called, he wants his look back.

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/nation/11724282.htm