To and fro on the wicked down-low, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

What are the odds?
Following the successful election, al-Qaeda vowed a holy war in Iraq. In other equally shocking news, Michael Moore declared he loves to eat fudge.

Or something like that . . .
A Shiite leader, Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, claimed victory in the Iraq elections. He’s a Shiite leader. Here’s my question: As a Shiite leader doesn’t that make him a sort of a real Shiite head?

Hate to hear that . . .
A make-up artist is suing Snoop Dogg with rape. Well, not rape exactly, but she did claim Snoop Dogg humped her leg.

Not again . . .
Ashlee Simpson was nice enough to sign “The Tonight Show” Tsunami aid-auction bike last night. Bad news though. They had a signature expert look at it, turns out it was a forgery. Ashlee faked signing her name.