We gettin' or ho, ho, ho on, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Hate to see that
Did you see that embarrassing event in San Francisco during the battle of the last place NFL teams, the Dolphin vs. the Forty Niners? After a San Francisco fan threw a glass of Cabernet at the players, the players ran into the stands to fight the fans and the fans beat the crap out of them.

The gift of the Kobe
Here’s a shopping idea. Office supply company Staples is auctioning staplers designed by, among other stars, Kobe Bryant. Kobe’s stapler is perfect for stapling together those pesky room service and jewelry store receipts.

Alexander the Over-Produced
Oliver Stone’s epic, “Alexander” was an opening bust at the box office. The movie is about Alexander the Great, but, according to critics, Stone’s version is based on Alexander the So-So.

How bad is “Alexander” doing? It turns out that Alexander is an ancient Greek word that, roughly translated, means “Ben Affleck.”

Or something like that
Today is Monday following Thanksgiving. Or as it is better known, now-that-they’re-gone, we can-finally-talk-about-the-relatives-behind-their-backs day.

Today is the Monday following Thanksgiving. Or as it is better known, “If I have one more turkey sandwich, I’m going to punch a Pistons fan” day.

You think you had a rough Thanksgiving? In Indiana, a relative accidentally spilled beer on Pacer Ron Artest, and Artest ran on to the table and punched the turkey.

Too bad Rumor, Scout and Tallulah were already taken . . .
Congratulations to Julia Roberts who had twins. She and her husband named the boy and girl Phinneaus and Hazel. Apparently the names Wedgie-Me and Dateless were already taken.