Tuesday, August 31, 2004

This just in:

Somebody asked me, Lexter, Lexter Dexter, Lexheimer, Lexumborg, Lexus, what is your enduring memory of the 2004 Athens games? Gosh, there are so many. Well, there was that beach volleyball playful victory spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh. Oh, and then there was that spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh. But I would have to say my favorite Olympic moment had to be that playful spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh.

Don't you just love those Spyware ads that offer to remove Spyware? That's like punching someone in the face and then offering to be their body guard.