Friday, March 19, 2004

Can I get a righteous AMEN one time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?


What a relief
*As a comedian, I am kind of glad St. Patrick's Day is over. Every drunk I saw had to tell me their favorite shallack the shillelagh joke.

Love is blind and crazy
*Last night in the wee hours Courtney Love was arrested at a club for hitting a fan with a mike stand. Looks like Whitney Houston's getting a roommate.

What has Courtney Love been doing, eating off Michael Jackson's plate? She is whacko.

After a dazed and bizarre court date, a demented, flashing "Letterman" appearance, 39-year-old Courtney Love was arrested in a club for hitting a fan with a mike stand. It's nice to see Courtney is growing into middle age so gracefully.


Must See O'TV
*Did you see the special St. Patrick's Day "Apprentice" Wednesday night? Donald Trump told a contestant; "You're O'Fired."


*Damian, why you do this to me?
Oscar winning actress Mercedes McCambridge, who also provided the voice of the demon-possessed girl in "The Exorcist," died. To her last day she claimed what she really said in "The Exorcist" was; "Your Mother cooks socks in hell." Yeah, she washed the whites, that's it.