And we thought Florida's politics were messed up
Now there are something like 400 people running for Governor of California. We may be the first state to have more people running for Governor than people who voted for Governor.
The Happiest Alibi on Earth
Hey Kobe, you’ve admitted and affair and have been charged with sexual assault. What are you going to do now?
“I’m going to Disneyland.”
Kobe and his wife Vanessa were spotted at Disneyland. I think they went on Mr. Kobe’s Wild Ride.
Tote that rock
Miners in Russia have uncovered a 301-carat diamond. Or as Kobe Bryant calls the 301carat diamond: 37 affairs.
Again, how does he do it?
Now the estimates are that Mike Tyson has blown over $400 million dollars. How does one person blow $400 million? I mean without being Governor of California.
Or they could quit after the Sixth
According to a new study, the Detroit Tigers are leading the way in baseball’s effort to shorten the length of its games. A typical Tiger’s game lasts only two hours thirty-two minutes. Fifteen minutes shorter than the average game. The Tigers figured out the game moves a lot faster when they don’t have to do that time consuming run-around- the-bases and touching home plate thing.
Sherrie Miller Daly, wife of golfer John Daly, was charged in a federal indictment alleging she was involved in a cocaine and methamphetamines ring and an illegal gambling operation. Coke, Meth and gambling? What, no hookers? What a slacker.