Thursday, December 18, 2003

This 411 just in, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Sounds familiar
It turns out that when he was captured Saddam Hussein had a fake beard. A fake beard and a bag of cash. Who does this guy think he is, OJ Simpson?

A fake beard? That’s weird. It only takes most Iraqis one day to grow a beard. And thats just the women.