Laydizzle the funkizzle and smackizzle dizzle, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers (I got no idea what that means)

(Anyone got a Snoop to English dictionary all up in here?)

Windy City Wonderful
Sunday was a glorious day for Chicago sports fans, the Cubs won, the Houston Astros lost and the Bears didn’t play.


It’s ceiling fan-tastic
Orlando Magic’s Tracy McGrady tells "Slam" magazine that 5 percent of NBA players are gay. I’m not going to name names, but I had my suspicions when one player got a tattoo of a window treatment.

Today Mike Piazza held a press conference to announce he is not an NBA player.

Getting up there
*Hurdle great Edwin Moses is attempting a comeback at age 48. It’s kind of embarrassing, now when Edwin runs, he leaves his turn signal on the whole time.


*There is an ugly rumor circulating that one of the “Queer Eye” guys may be straight. Can anyone else remember back when being straight wasn’t actually an entertainment career liability?

That’s a lot of dropped balls
As if the news wasn’t bad enough for the 0-3 San Diego Chargers, today they were charged with unlawfully impersonating the Padres. The Chargers receivers dropped more balls than a veterinarian on Free Neutering Day.